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Everything you (urgently) need to know about Travis Kelce’s whole entire family
Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce, man who before five minutes ago many of us knew as simply a nice mustache on the TV at our uncle’s house during the Super Bowl.
But now here we are: buying Chiefs merch, canceling our Sunday night plans, rolling our eyes at the NFL’s extreme thirst, and wasting our hard-earned money on Heinz’s Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch. In other words:
Naturally, we, and I’m speaking for all of us here, are already experts on Travis Kelce. His dating history? Did a deep dive. His reality show Catching Kelce? Watched every episode.
However, Taylor isn’t merely dating Travis, she appears to be getting to know his mom and the rest of his family (and even his sister-in-law, Kylie Kelce) so the time has come to follow in her footsteps! On that note, here’s what you need to know about Travis’ family, including his super-famous brother.*
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